Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
