check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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