You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
