is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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