sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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