quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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