Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
