They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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