i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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