If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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