So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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