I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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