garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
