My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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