There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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