I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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