my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
