And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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