If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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