i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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