I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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