So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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