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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  fireball beer pong. youre missing out

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  how is that even possible?

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  ove gloves.

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  be there in ten.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...

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• (209): View more from California

  Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore

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• (714): View more from California

  Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I will find, mount, and marry that person.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww

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