I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
