cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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