YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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