I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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