Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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