i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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