So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Randomize
