I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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