I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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