And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Randomize
