Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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