Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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