it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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