Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
