a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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