so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
i now understand why vodka
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
