just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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