Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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