p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
