i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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