Don't you send me to vm
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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