is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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