Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
is wine microwaveable?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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