Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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