:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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