no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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