I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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