Is it because I queefed?
she smelled like a LAN party
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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