It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I smell stomach acid.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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