I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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