What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When are your genitals available?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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